Unforgettable Quotes from The Simpsons – A Journey Through Humour and Wisdom

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

I can’t promise I’ll try, but I can promise I’ll do my best.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

It’s not like we’re trying to build a nuclear bomb here!

When you’re right, you’re right. And you’re right.

Well, it’s a good thing I brought my own door.

You don’t need a license to be a parent, just the superpower to love.

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

We’re all just a bunch of dorks trying to find our way.

My happiness is in my hand!

You can’t keep blaming me for everything I did wrong.

Ahh, sweet medley of distraction!

This is the worst day of my life… the worst day of your life so far.

I’m not a bad guy. I work hard, and I love my kids.

Marge, I can’t promise I’ll try, but I can promise I’ll do my best.

The lesson is, never try.

If you can’t be funny, be interesting.

I think we all have a little Homer Simpson in us.

We’re not bad people. We’re just misunderstood.

You don’t need a special occasion to have a special day.

Life is a series of choices, and they all seem terrible.

I find my happiness at the bottom of a donut.

There’s no problem so big that it can’t be solved by a simple solution.

Sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith and hope for a soft landing.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

All I know is that when I’m happy, I’m hungry.

Reality is wrong; dreams are for real.

There’s no such thing as a bad idea, just a poorly executed one.

Nothing says ‘life is good’ like a donut in hand.

You’re never too old to have a good time.

You can have it all; just not at the same time.

Why is it that every time I try to do something fun, you make it not fun?

I don’t have to be a part of this; I can just watch.

I’m not lazy; I’m on energy-saving mode.

Here’s to a lifetime of making bad decisions.

Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait.

The only thing I know is that I know nothing at all.

If it wasn’t for disappointment, I wouldn’t have any appointments.

Sometimes you’ve gotta burn a few bridges to keep the crazies out.

Let’s make today a day to remember, or forget.

Life’s too short to follow the rules.

Just keep your mouth shut and your eyes open!

I may be a big idiot, but at least I’m honest!

Don’t let your dreams be dreams; let them be donuts!

Unforgettable Quotes from The Simpsons – A Journey Through Humour and Wisdom part 1

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

I can’t promise I’ll try, but I can promise I’ll do my best.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

It’s not like we’re trying to build a nuclear bomb here!

When you’re right, you’re right. And you’re right.

Well, it’s a good thing I brought my own door.

You don’t need a license to be a parent, just the superpower to love.

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

We’re all just a bunch of dorks trying to find our way.

Unforgettable Quotes from The Simpsons – A Journey Through Humour and Wisdom part 2

My happiness is in my hand!

You can’t keep blaming me for everything I did wrong.

Ahh, sweet medley of distraction!

This is the worst day of my life… the worst day of your life so far.

I’m not a bad guy. I work hard, and I love my kids.

Marge, I can’t promise I’ll try, but I can promise I’ll do my best.

The lesson is, never try.

If you can’t be funny, be interesting.

I think we all have a little Homer Simpson in us.

We’re not bad people. We’re just misunderstood.

Unforgettable Quotes from The Simpsons – A Journey Through Humour and Wisdom part 3

You don’t need a special occasion to have a special day.

Life is a series of choices, and they all seem terrible.

I find my happiness at the bottom of a donut.

There’s no problem so big that it can’t be solved by a simple solution.

Sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith and hope for a soft landing.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

All I know is that when I’m happy, I’m hungry.

Reality is wrong; dreams are for real.

There’s no such thing as a bad idea, just a poorly executed one.

Nothing says ‘life is good’ like a donut in hand.

Unforgettable Quotes from The Simpsons – A Journey Through Humour and Wisdom part 4

You’re never too old to have a good time.

You can have it all; just not at the same time.

Why is it that every time I try to do something fun, you make it not fun?

I don’t have to be a part of this; I can just watch.

I’m not lazy; I’m on energy-saving mode.

Here’s to a lifetime of making bad decisions.

Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait.

The only thing I know is that I know nothing at all.

If it wasn’t for disappointment, I wouldn’t have any appointments.

Sometimes you’ve gotta burn a few bridges to keep the crazies out.

Unforgettable Quotes from The Simpsons – A Journey Through Humour and Wisdom part 5

Let’s make today a day to remember, or forget.

Life’s too short to follow the rules.

Just keep your mouth shut and your eyes open!

I may be a big idiot, but at least I’m honest!

Don’t let your dreams be dreams; let them be donuts!