Unforgettable Quotes from The Simpsons – A Journey Through Humour and Wisdom part 1
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
I can’t promise I’ll try, but I can promise I’ll do my best.
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
It’s not like we’re trying to build a nuclear bomb here!
When you’re right, you’re right. And you’re right.
Well, it’s a good thing I brought my own door.
You don’t need a license to be a parent, just the superpower to love.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!
I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
We’re all just a bunch of dorks trying to find our way.
Unforgettable Quotes from The Simpsons – A Journey Through Humour and Wisdom part 2
My happiness is in my hand!
You can’t keep blaming me for everything I did wrong.
Ahh, sweet medley of distraction!
This is the worst day of my life… the worst day of your life so far.
I’m not a bad guy. I work hard, and I love my kids.
Marge, I can’t promise I’ll try, but I can promise I’ll do my best.
The lesson is, never try.
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
I think we all have a little Homer Simpson in us.
We’re not bad people. We’re just misunderstood.
Unforgettable Quotes from The Simpsons – A Journey Through Humour and Wisdom part 3
You don’t need a special occasion to have a special day.
Life is a series of choices, and they all seem terrible.
I find my happiness at the bottom of a donut.
There’s no problem so big that it can’t be solved by a simple solution.
Sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith and hope for a soft landing.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
All I know is that when I’m happy, I’m hungry.
Reality is wrong; dreams are for real.
There’s no such thing as a bad idea, just a poorly executed one.
Nothing says ‘life is good’ like a donut in hand.
Unforgettable Quotes from The Simpsons – A Journey Through Humour and Wisdom part 4
You’re never too old to have a good time.
You can have it all; just not at the same time.
Why is it that every time I try to do something fun, you make it not fun?
I don’t have to be a part of this; I can just watch.
I’m not lazy; I’m on energy-saving mode.
Here’s to a lifetime of making bad decisions.
Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait.
The only thing I know is that I know nothing at all.
If it wasn’t for disappointment, I wouldn’t have any appointments.
Sometimes you’ve gotta burn a few bridges to keep the crazies out.
Unforgettable Quotes from The Simpsons – A Journey Through Humour and Wisdom part 5
Let’s make today a day to remember, or forget.
Life’s too short to follow the rules.
Just keep your mouth shut and your eyes open!
I may be a big idiot, but at least I’m honest!
Don’t let your dreams be dreams; let them be donuts!
