Being a dad is easy, just ask the deadbeat at the corner of the bar.
Some dads are like Wi-Fimight as well be invisible.
Fatherhood: where some men choose to take a permanent vacation.
Cheers to the dads who redefine distant parenting.
Congratulations! Youve earned a PhD in absence, deadbeat dad.
Just because you donated sperm doesnt make you a dadsorry, not sorry.
Guess you cant spell father without far… as in far away.
Being a dad is like riding a bike. Too bad some never learned.
Deadbeat dads must think parenting is a part-time hobby.
Another day, another excuse from dadclassic!
Why change a diaper when you can change the channel?
Cheers to the dads who are always too busy for real life.
Some men wear capes; others wear camouflage to avoid responsibility.
Kid: I want a real dad! Deadbeat: Im still in your life… kinda.
Parenting tip: If youre avoiding your kids, youre doing it wrong.
Deadbeat dads are just pro-level hide-and-seek players.
Father of the year? More like father of the decade… of excuses.
Not all heroes wear capessome just wear excuses like a badge.
The only thing some dads are committed to is the art of disappearance.
Fatherhood: Some take the challenge, some take a permanent sabbatical.
A deadbeat dad is just a motivational speaker for kids with low expectations.
If absenteeism was an Olympic sport, deadbeat dads would take gold.
Why raise a child when you can raise a glass?
Some dads should come with a Do Not Disturb sign.
Deadbeat dads just cant handle the dad part of the job.
Every kid deserves a dad, but sometimes it feels like a lottery.
In the game of fatherhood, some dads prefer to bench press excuses.
Sorry, kid, dad is busybeing wherever he isnt.
Dads: fewer in number, higher in excuses.
A real dad is like a unicornmythical and hard to find.
When life gives you deadbeat dads, make sarcastic remarks.
Dad of the Year goes to… someone else, again.
Why have one reliable dad when you can have several mediocre ones?
Some dads deserve a trophy for perfecting the art of avoidance.
You could always count on your dad… to let you down.
Deadbeat dads have mastered the art of ghosting.
Just remember: your dad is only a call away… if hes ever in town.
They say blood is thicker than water; apparently, so are excuses.
Fatherhood isnt for everyone. Clearly, some never got the memo.
Every dad has a soft spot, its just not for their kids.
Would you rather have a deadbeat dad or an absent one? Lifes tough choices.
Some dads are like a good booknever read and left on a shelf.
Dear Dad, thanks for showing me what NOT to be.
When dad says Ill be there, he means eventually… or not at all.
Some dads are less supportive and more of a support groupfrom a distance.
Being a dad is easy, just ask the deadbeat at the corner of the bar.
Some dads are like Wi-Fimight as well be invisible.
Fatherhood: where some men choose to take a permanent vacation.
Cheers to the dads who redefine distant parenting.
Congratulations! Youve earned a PhD in absence, deadbeat dad.
Just because you donated sperm doesnt make you a dadsorry, not sorry.
Guess you cant spell father without far… as in far away.
Being a dad is like riding a bike. Too bad some never learned.
Deadbeat dads must think parenting is a part-time hobby.
Another day, another excuse from dadclassic!
Why change a diaper when you can change the channel?
Cheers to the dads who are always too busy for real life.
Some men wear capes; others wear camouflage to avoid responsibility.
Kid: I want a real dad! Deadbeat: Im still in your life… kinda.
Parenting tip: If youre avoiding your kids, youre doing it wrong.
Deadbeat dads are just pro-level hide-and-seek players.
Father of the year? More like father of the decade… of excuses.
Not all heroes wear capessome just wear excuses like a badge.
The only thing some dads are committed to is the art of disappearance.
Fatherhood: Some take the challenge, some take a permanent sabbatical.
A deadbeat dad is just a motivational speaker for kids with low expectations.
If absenteeism was an Olympic sport, deadbeat dads would take gold.
Why raise a child when you can raise a glass?
Some dads should come with a Do Not Disturb sign.
Deadbeat dads just cant handle the dad part of the job.
Every kid deserves a dad, but sometimes it feels like a lottery.
In the game of fatherhood, some dads prefer to bench press excuses.
Sorry, kid, dad is busybeing wherever he isnt.
Dads: fewer in number, higher in excuses.
A real dad is like a unicornmythical and hard to find.
When life gives you deadbeat dads, make sarcastic remarks.
Dad of the Year goes to… someone else, again.
Why have one reliable dad when you can have several mediocre ones?
Some dads deserve a trophy for perfecting the art of avoidance.
You could always count on your dad… to let you down.
Deadbeat dads have mastered the art of ghosting.
Just remember: your dad is only a call away… if hes ever in town.
They say blood is thicker than water; apparently, so are excuses.
Fatherhood isnt for everyone. Clearly, some never got the memo.
Every dad has a soft spot, its just not for their kids.
Would you rather have a deadbeat dad or an absent one? Lifes tough choices.
Some dads are like a good booknever read and left on a shelf.
Dear Dad, thanks for showing me what NOT to be.
When dad says Ill be there, he means eventually… or not at all.
Some dads are less supportive and more of a support groupfrom a distance.
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