Quirky British Sayings That Will Make You Chuckle

As useful as a chocolate teapot.

He’s got two brains: one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

She’s not the brightest crayon in the box.

It’s like trying to herd cats.

I’m as happy as a clam at high water.

That idea is as clear as mud.

Barking up the wrong tree.

He’s about as sharp as a marble.

Like a fish out of water.

It’s the bee’s knees!

I’m knackered, but I’ll soldier on.

That’s the pot calling the kettle black.

More chance of catching a cold in a sauna.

You’re as daft as a brush.

It’s all gone pear-shaped.

I’m feeling chuffed to bits!

He’s got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

She’s got more front than Selfridges.

As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

That went down like a lead balloon.

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

He’s a sandwich short of a picnic.

Slightly off his rocker.

It’s a bit like looking for a needle in a haystack.

She’s pulling my leg!

I wouldn’t say boo to a goose.

He’s not playing with a full deck.

That’s a different kettle of fish.

Up the creek without a paddle.

Like watching paint dry.

You’re not on the right wavelength.

He thinks he’s the cat’s whiskers.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch.

It’s raining cats and dogs.

Keep your chin up!

Tighter than a duck’s backside.

It’s as easy as pie!

I’d rather be a happy nobody than an unhappy somebody.

She’s as mad as a hatter.

Like moths to a flame.

Got ants in your pants?

He’s got a screw loose.

You’re all hat and no cattle.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

It’s a fine line between a sausage and a banger!

Quirky British Sayings That Will Make You Chuckle part 1

As useful as a chocolate teapot.

He’s got two brains: one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

She’s not the brightest crayon in the box.

It’s like trying to herd cats.

I’m as happy as a clam at high water.

That idea is as clear as mud.

Barking up the wrong tree.

He’s about as sharp as a marble.

Like a fish out of water.

It’s the bee’s knees!

Quirky British Sayings That Will Make You Chuckle part 2

I’m knackered, but I’ll soldier on.

That’s the pot calling the kettle black.

More chance of catching a cold in a sauna.

You’re as daft as a brush.

It’s all gone pear-shaped.

I’m feeling chuffed to bits!

He’s got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

She’s got more front than Selfridges.

As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

That went down like a lead balloon.

Quirky British Sayings That Will Make You Chuckle part 3

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

He’s a sandwich short of a picnic.

Slightly off his rocker.

It’s a bit like looking for a needle in a haystack.

She’s pulling my leg!

I wouldn’t say boo to a goose.

He’s not playing with a full deck.

That’s a different kettle of fish.

Up the creek without a paddle.

Like watching paint dry.

Quirky British Sayings That Will Make You Chuckle part 4

You’re not on the right wavelength.

He thinks he’s the cat’s whiskers.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch.

It’s raining cats and dogs.

Keep your chin up!

Tighter than a duck’s backside.

It’s as easy as pie!

I’d rather be a happy nobody than an unhappy somebody.

She’s as mad as a hatter.

Like moths to a flame.

Quirky British Sayings That Will Make You Chuckle part 5

Got ants in your pants?

He’s got a screw loose.

You’re all hat and no cattle.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

It’s a fine line between a sausage and a banger!