Quirky British Sayings That Will Make You Chuckle part 1
As useful as a chocolate teapot.
He’s got two brains: one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
She’s not the brightest crayon in the box.
It’s like trying to herd cats.
I’m as happy as a clam at high water.
That idea is as clear as mud.
Barking up the wrong tree.
He’s about as sharp as a marble.
Like a fish out of water.
It’s the bee’s knees!
Quirky British Sayings That Will Make You Chuckle part 2
I’m knackered, but I’ll soldier on.
That’s the pot calling the kettle black.
More chance of catching a cold in a sauna.
You’re as daft as a brush.
It’s all gone pear-shaped.
I’m feeling chuffed to bits!
He’s got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
She’s got more front than Selfridges.
As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.
That went down like a lead balloon.
Quirky British Sayings That Will Make You Chuckle part 3
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
He’s a sandwich short of a picnic.
Slightly off his rocker.
It’s a bit like looking for a needle in a haystack.
She’s pulling my leg!
I wouldn’t say boo to a goose.
He’s not playing with a full deck.
That’s a different kettle of fish.
Up the creek without a paddle.
Like watching paint dry.
Quirky British Sayings That Will Make You Chuckle part 4
You’re not on the right wavelength.
He thinks he’s the cat’s whiskers.
There’s no such thing as a free lunch.
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Keep your chin up!
Tighter than a duck’s backside.
It’s as easy as pie!
I’d rather be a happy nobody than an unhappy somebody.
She’s as mad as a hatter.
Like moths to a flame.
Quirky British Sayings That Will Make You Chuckle part 5
Got ants in your pants?
He’s got a screw loose.
You’re all hat and no cattle.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
It’s a fine line between a sausage and a banger!
