Ain’t it a little too early for a witness to be testifying?
Youre telling me that these guys went to college?
You didn’t even take the time to ask me what brand of car it was!
Im not a lawyer, but I did play one on TV.
Mona Lisa is smiling, but Im not!
Time to put on my game face, folks.
You can do anything, but you cant do everything!
It’s like putting a square peg in a round hole!
Whos the genius that thought this case was a good idea?
In my defense, I have nothing!
Were not on trial here; were in the middle of a circus!
You think Im gonna lie? Wheres the fun in that?
This is a high-powered legal argument!
When you walk into a courtroom, its all about presentation!
You have the right to an attorney who might not know what hes doing!
The only thing scarier than a bear is a bear with a case!
Logic isnt always the best argument!
A trial without evidence is like a car without wheels.
I got a phone call at the worst possible moment!
Are we really going to nitpick about the flavor of coffee?
Cross-examination is just one big dance.
You think my cousin’s salmon is good? Try his arguments!
Just because you have a badge doesnt make you smart.
In court, the truth can be as slippery as a banana peel.
I didnt attend law school, but I read a lot of books.
Some people just never learn not to take the bait.
Every case is like a puzzle; some pieces just dont fit!
I swear Im smarter than I look!
Every trial is just a reality show without the cameras!
A little confidence goes a long way in the courtroom.
You cant judge a book by its cover unless its in a courtroom!
The courtroom drama can turn anyone into a star.
Lets keep this simple, folks; its not rocket science!
Im just here for the snacks… and justice.
A good argument is like a well-cooked meal!
You dont need a degree to know when something smells fishy.
They say ignorance is bliss, but not in a courtroom!
Sometimes the simple truth gets lost in the details.
You cant make a case without some good storytelling.
Who knew being a lawyer would involve so much food?
Every courtroom has its own kind of drama!
Injustice is the real enemy here, folks!
Just because youre winning doesnt mean youre right.
I didnt come here to play nice; I came to win!
At the end of the day, its all about the truth.
Ain’t it a little too early for a witness to be testifying?
Youre telling me that these guys went to college?
You didn’t even take the time to ask me what brand of car it was!
Im not a lawyer, but I did play one on TV.
Mona Lisa is smiling, but Im not!
Time to put on my game face, folks.
You can do anything, but you cant do everything!
It’s like putting a square peg in a round hole!
Whos the genius that thought this case was a good idea?
In my defense, I have nothing!
Were not on trial here; were in the middle of a circus!
You think Im gonna lie? Wheres the fun in that?
This is a high-powered legal argument!
When you walk into a courtroom, its all about presentation!
You have the right to an attorney who might not know what hes doing!
The only thing scarier than a bear is a bear with a case!
Logic isnt always the best argument!
A trial without evidence is like a car without wheels.
I got a phone call at the worst possible moment!
Are we really going to nitpick about the flavor of coffee?
Cross-examination is just one big dance.
You think my cousin’s salmon is good? Try his arguments!
Just because you have a badge doesnt make you smart.
In court, the truth can be as slippery as a banana peel.
I didnt attend law school, but I read a lot of books.
Some people just never learn not to take the bait.
Every case is like a puzzle; some pieces just dont fit!
I swear Im smarter than I look!
Every trial is just a reality show without the cameras!
A little confidence goes a long way in the courtroom.
You cant judge a book by its cover unless its in a courtroom!
The courtroom drama can turn anyone into a star.
Lets keep this simple, folks; its not rocket science!
Im just here for the snacks… and justice.
A good argument is like a well-cooked meal!
You dont need a degree to know when something smells fishy.
They say ignorance is bliss, but not in a courtroom!
Sometimes the simple truth gets lost in the details.
You cant make a case without some good storytelling.
Who knew being a lawyer would involve so much food?
Every courtroom has its own kind of drama!
Injustice is the real enemy here, folks!
Just because youre winning doesnt mean youre right.
I didnt come here to play nice; I came to win!
At the end of the day, its all about the truth.
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