Laughing Through the Ages – Hilarious Quotes About Getting Older part 1
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic.
Age is like fine wine, it improves with a little bit of cheese!
At 50, you’re not old; you’re just retro!
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
Age: the only thing that is growing without exercise.
I’m not old; I’m just a ‘vintage’ model.
Old age comes at a bad time. It usually starts just when things get interesting.
Laughing Through the Ages – Hilarious Quotes About Getting Older part 2
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake.
I can’t believe I’m aging… I swear I just blinked!
Age is just a number… but in my case, it’s a high one!
The older I get, the better I was!
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter… unless it’s your birthday!
It’s not that I’m old; I’m just a little more experienced in the art of procrastination.
Don’t ever be afraid of aging; think of it as leveling up in the game of life!
I thought I was getting older until I realized I was just becoming an antique.
Old folks are the best storytellers; they have a lifetime’s worth of material!
Age is like a software update — always a little annoying but necessary!
Laughing Through the Ages – Hilarious Quotes About Getting Older part 3
You know you’re getting older when your back goes out more than you do.
They say laughter is the best medicine, which is why I laugh at my own age!
The secret to staying young is to lie about your age!
If aging was a sport, I’d definitely be a champion!
I don’t mind getting older, but my back does!
When I was young, I was always told to act my age. So I just sit in the corner and make faces!
Life begins at 40, but so do the aches and pains!
I’m not aging, I’m marinating!
Aging gracefully is like driving a vintage car—great looks but it breaks down often!
Age is all in your mind; I’ll be 29 forever in my brain!
Laughing Through the Ages – Hilarious Quotes About Getting Older part 4
Turning a year older is like hitting the snooze button on life.
They say wisdom comes with age; I must have hit a wisdom plateau!
What’s the best thing about getting older? You can blame it on your ‘advanced’ age!
I don’t count the years; I make the years count…mostly at the buffet!
You’re only as old as your internet connection!
Sure, I’m getting older, but at least I’m not growing up!
The beauty of aging is you can finally wear as many sweaters as you want!
Age is just a filter for life; some see black and white, I see the full color spectrum!
Don’t worry about being old; worry about being boring!
If wrinkles are signs of wisdom, then I’m a genius!
Laughing Through the Ages – Hilarious Quotes About Getting Older part 5
Aging is like a fine book— it needs a lot of shelf space!
I’m at the perfect age where I can still act like a kid without being told to act my age!
Old enough to know better, young enough to still do it!
Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional—thankfully!
Age is just the number of years I’ve been a rock star!
