God may not be a comedian, but He sure knows how to deliver punchlines!
I asked God for patience; He sent me a line of slow drivers!
Why did Noah have to discipline the chickens on the Ark? Because they were using fowl language!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I pray for it to be blessed!
God answers knee-mail, but I still prefer texting!
The Good Lord must have a great sense of humor; He created mosquitoes!
If you think youre too blessed to be stressed, just wait until you see my to-do list!
Jesus is my co-pilot, but Id still rather take the wheel!
If God is smiling down on me, does that make my life a comedy show?
I told God I needed a raise. He said, Just raise your hands in praise!
My church is like Wi-Fi: its invisible, but it connects me to everything I need!
Jesus loves you, but Im His favorite, just so you know!
When life hands you lemons, turn them into the Lords lemonade stand!
I dont need a GPS; I have the Holy Spirit directing me… most of the time!
Prayer: The original wireless connection!
God has a sense of humor, or else why would He make cats?
Lets make America pray again, one laughing heart at a time!
If laughter is the best medicine, then faith is the pharmacy!
I never lose; I either win or learn…unless its board games, then I need prayer!
Souls may be eternal, but my coffee is always strong and fleeting!
I told my troubles to Jesus, and now He’s started a stand-up routine!
You must be a blessing from God; you just crossed my path and made me smile!
I may not always follow His path, but I sure love to wander off the beaten one!
My love for God is like my coffee: strong and sometimes a little messy!
Faith doesnt eliminate questions; it just gives us a divine sense of humor!
The only thing harder than keeping the commandments is keeping my holy socks clean!
If you think church is boring, youve never seen our youth group on a sugar high!
I believe in miracles, especially when it’s snack time after service!
When the devil knocks, just say, Im busy praising!
Sometimes I just want to ask God, Can we reboot the world?
I tried to be good, but Im pretty sure my halo is just a fogged-up hula hoop!
Pastors must have strong hearts; they carry the weight of our mischief!
Do you know why we use grape juice for communion? Because nothing says I love you like getting tipsy on the Holy Spirit!
Heaven has the best coffee; after all, its brewed by the saints!
I dont need to worry; Im in Gods hands though I sometimes wonder what Hes cooking!
Jesus walked on water; I can barely walk in flip-flops!
They say laughter is contagious; I guess theyve never met my pastor!
I finally figured out the secret to joy: its all about the hymn not the whine!
Just a gentle reminder: Gods mercies are new every morning, even if my bedhead isnt!
Dont worry, be happy! Its practically a biblical commandment!
Faith is like Wi-Fi; its invisible, but it has the power to connect us all!
I run on coffee and Jesus; everything else is just a happily caffeinated accident!
I found God on the floor of my kitchen… right next to the spilled cereal!
If laughter is a form of prayer, Im pretty sure Im on the fast track to Heaven!
God must have a fantastic plan for me; He keeps sending me on all these unexpected adventures!
God may not be a comedian, but He sure knows how to deliver punchlines!
I asked God for patience; He sent me a line of slow drivers!
Why did Noah have to discipline the chickens on the Ark? Because they were using fowl language!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I pray for it to be blessed!
God answers knee-mail, but I still prefer texting!
The Good Lord must have a great sense of humor; He created mosquitoes!
If you think youre too blessed to be stressed, just wait until you see my to-do list!
Jesus is my co-pilot, but Id still rather take the wheel!
If God is smiling down on me, does that make my life a comedy show?
I told God I needed a raise. He said, Just raise your hands in praise!
My church is like Wi-Fi: its invisible, but it connects me to everything I need!
Jesus loves you, but Im His favorite, just so you know!
When life hands you lemons, turn them into the Lords lemonade stand!
I dont need a GPS; I have the Holy Spirit directing me… most of the time!
Prayer: The original wireless connection!
God has a sense of humor, or else why would He make cats?
Lets make America pray again, one laughing heart at a time!
If laughter is the best medicine, then faith is the pharmacy!
I never lose; I either win or learn…unless its board games, then I need prayer!
Souls may be eternal, but my coffee is always strong and fleeting!
I told my troubles to Jesus, and now He’s started a stand-up routine!
You must be a blessing from God; you just crossed my path and made me smile!
I may not always follow His path, but I sure love to wander off the beaten one!
My love for God is like my coffee: strong and sometimes a little messy!
Faith doesnt eliminate questions; it just gives us a divine sense of humor!
The only thing harder than keeping the commandments is keeping my holy socks clean!
If you think church is boring, youve never seen our youth group on a sugar high!
I believe in miracles, especially when it’s snack time after service!
When the devil knocks, just say, Im busy praising!
Sometimes I just want to ask God, Can we reboot the world?
I tried to be good, but Im pretty sure my halo is just a fogged-up hula hoop!
Pastors must have strong hearts; they carry the weight of our mischief!
Do you know why we use grape juice for communion? Because nothing says I love you like getting tipsy on the Holy Spirit!
Heaven has the best coffee; after all, its brewed by the saints!
I dont need to worry; Im in Gods hands though I sometimes wonder what Hes cooking!
Jesus walked on water; I can barely walk in flip-flops!
They say laughter is contagious; I guess theyve never met my pastor!
I finally figured out the secret to joy: its all about the hymn not the whine!
Just a gentle reminder: Gods mercies are new every morning, even if my bedhead isnt!
Dont worry, be happy! Its practically a biblical commandment!
Faith is like Wi-Fi; its invisible, but it has the power to connect us all!
I run on coffee and Jesus; everything else is just a happily caffeinated accident!
I found God on the floor of my kitchen… right next to the spilled cereal!
If laughter is a form of prayer, Im pretty sure Im on the fast track to Heaven!
God must have a fantastic plan for me; He keeps sending me on all these unexpected adventures!
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