Humor in Faith – Hilarious Christian Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 1
God may not be a comedian, but He sure knows how to deliver punchlines!
I asked God for patience; He sent me a line of slow drivers!
Why did Noah have to discipline the chickens on the Ark? Because they were using fowl language!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I pray for it to be blessed!
God answers knee-mail, but I still prefer texting!
The Good Lord must have a great sense of humor; He created mosquitoes!
If you think you’re too blessed to be stressed, just wait until you see my to-do list!
Jesus is my co-pilot, but I’d still rather take the wheel!
If God is smiling down on me, does that make my life a comedy show?
I told God I needed a raise. He said, ‘Just raise your hands in praise!’
Humor in Faith – Hilarious Christian Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 2
My church is like Wi-Fi: it’s invisible, but it connects me to everything I need!
Jesus loves you, but I’m His favorite, just so you know!
When life hands you lemons, turn them into the Lord’s lemonade stand!
I don’t need a GPS; I have the Holy Spirit directing me… most of the time!
Prayer: The original wireless connection!
God has a sense of humor, or else why would He make cats?
Let’s make America pray again, one laughing heart at a time!
If laughter is the best medicine, then faith is the pharmacy!
I never lose; I either win or learn…unless it’s board games, then I need prayer!
Souls may be eternal, but my coffee is always strong and fleeting!
Humor in Faith – Hilarious Christian Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 3
I told my troubles to Jesus, and now He’s started a stand-up routine!
You must be a blessing from God; you just crossed my path and made me smile!
I may not always follow His path, but I sure love to wander off the beaten one!
My love for God is like my coffee: strong and sometimes a little messy!
Faith doesn’t eliminate questions; it just gives us a divine sense of humor!
The only thing harder than keeping the commandments is keeping my holy socks clean!
If you think church is boring, you’ve never seen our youth group on a sugar high!
I believe in miracles, especially when it’s snack time after service!
When the devil knocks, just say, ‘I’m busy praising!’
Sometimes I just want to ask God, ‘Can we reboot the world?’
Humor in Faith – Hilarious Christian Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 4
I tried to be good, but I’m pretty sure my halo is just a fogged-up hula hoop!
Pastors must have strong hearts; they carry the weight of our mischief!
Do you know why we use grape juice for communion? Because nothing says ‘I love you’ like getting tipsy on the Holy Spirit!
Heaven has the best coffee; after all, it’s brewed by the saints!
I don’t need to worry; I’m in God’s hands… though I sometimes wonder what He’s cooking!
Jesus walked on water; I can barely walk in flip-flops!
They say laughter is contagious; I guess they’ve never met my pastor!
I finally figured out the secret to joy: it’s all about the ‘hymn’ not the ‘whine!’
Just a gentle reminder: God’s mercies are new every morning, even if my bedhead isn’t!
Don’t worry, be happy! It’s practically a biblical commandment!
Humor in Faith – Hilarious Christian Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 5
Faith is like Wi-Fi; it’s invisible, but it has the power to connect us all!
I run on coffee and Jesus; everything else is just a happily caffeinated accident!
I found God on the floor of my kitchen… right next to the spilled cereal!
If laughter is a form of prayer, I’m pretty sure I’m on the fast track to Heaven!
God must have a fantastic plan for me; He keeps sending me on all these unexpected adventures!
