Aging is mandatory, but growing up is optionalhappy birthday to me!
Another year older, but definitely not wiser!
Birthdays are like software updatestime to install another year!
Officially too old to count my candles, but still young enough to eat cake!
I cant keep calm; its my birthday and calories dont count today!
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me!
If things get better with age, then Im approaching magnificent!
Growing old is like being a fine wine; I just prefer chocolate!
Im just here to celebrate my annual upgrade!
Im not 30, Im 18 with 12 years of experience!
At my age, I don’t need cake; I need a nap!
Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake!
Im not getting older; Im leveling up!
Thanks for the memories, but can we just fast forward to the cake?
I would like to thank my parents for giving me the best gift everme!
Another year and still fabulousjust ask my mirror!
If anyone needs me, Ill be at my birthday zonea cake-filled paradise!
Cheers to all the candles I cant blow out in one breath!
Getting older is like a software glitchI just cant seem to fix it!
I cant keep my age a secret anymore; its just too damn fabulous!
At this point, my age is just a number and cake is my true love!
No one can take the birthday fun away from menot even age!
Im not older; Im just more distinguishedlike a fine cheese!
Cake is my spirit animal, especially on my birthday!
Another trip around the sun and Im still not lost!
Im just here to celebrate the miracle of meparty on!
A little more chocolate, and Ill forget about getting older!
Born to stand out, even if its just at my birthday party!
Consider my birthday a reason to celebrate my awesomeness!
If my birthday cake goes missing, I know exactly who to blameme!
Today, I decree that calories are irrelevantwere celebrating life!
Aging gracefully? Please, Im aging hilariously!
Is it my birthday, or am I just getting more fabulous every day?
Cheers to another year of loving mefor being this fabulous is a full-time job!
On my birthday, I feel like a kid againexcept with much better snacks!
I need new candleslast years cant handle my level of awesome!
Birthdays: the one day a year where I willingly accept being spoiled!
Ive reached a point in life where I need a bigger cake every year!
Another year older, but at least I still have Levi jeans that fit!
If someone needs me, Ill be busy pretending I’m 21!
Today is the only day I can eat cake for breakfast without judgment!
Im at an age where I dont count my age, but my cake slices!
Lets eat cake and celebrate the fact that Im still fantastic!
Its not a birthday party unless theres cake on my face!
Finding friends who bring cake is the real gift of the day!
Aging is mandatory, but growing up is optionalhappy birthday to me!
Another year older, but definitely not wiser!
Birthdays are like software updatestime to install another year!
Officially too old to count my candles, but still young enough to eat cake!
I cant keep calm; its my birthday and calories dont count today!
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me!
If things get better with age, then Im approaching magnificent!
Growing old is like being a fine wine; I just prefer chocolate!
Im just here to celebrate my annual upgrade!
Im not 30, Im 18 with 12 years of experience!
At my age, I don’t need cake; I need a nap!
Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake!
Im not getting older; Im leveling up!
Thanks for the memories, but can we just fast forward to the cake?
I would like to thank my parents for giving me the best gift everme!
Another year and still fabulousjust ask my mirror!
If anyone needs me, Ill be at my birthday zonea cake-filled paradise!
Cheers to all the candles I cant blow out in one breath!
Getting older is like a software glitchI just cant seem to fix it!
I cant keep my age a secret anymore; its just too damn fabulous!
At this point, my age is just a number and cake is my true love!
No one can take the birthday fun away from menot even age!
Im not older; Im just more distinguishedlike a fine cheese!
Cake is my spirit animal, especially on my birthday!
Another trip around the sun and Im still not lost!
Im just here to celebrate the miracle of meparty on!
A little more chocolate, and Ill forget about getting older!
Born to stand out, even if its just at my birthday party!
Consider my birthday a reason to celebrate my awesomeness!
If my birthday cake goes missing, I know exactly who to blameme!
Today, I decree that calories are irrelevantwere celebrating life!
Aging gracefully? Please, Im aging hilariously!
Is it my birthday, or am I just getting more fabulous every day?
Cheers to another year of loving mefor being this fabulous is a full-time job!
On my birthday, I feel like a kid againexcept with much better snacks!
I need new candleslast years cant handle my level of awesome!
Birthdays: the one day a year where I willingly accept being spoiled!
Ive reached a point in life where I need a bigger cake every year!
Another year older, but at least I still have Levi jeans that fit!
If someone needs me, Ill be busy pretending I’m 21!
Today is the only day I can eat cake for breakfast without judgment!
Im at an age where I dont count my age, but my cake slices!
Lets eat cake and celebrate the fact that Im still fantastic!
Its not a birthday party unless theres cake on my face!
Finding friends who bring cake is the real gift of the day!
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