Hilarious Quotes That Celebrate the Joy of Friendship

A friend is someone who knows all your secrets and still loves you… mostly for the gossip!

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your Wi-Fi connects automatically.

We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… then we’ll be new friends!

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the body!

Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone… especially in public!

I would take a bullet for you. Not in the face, but somewhere that doesn’t hurt.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!’

Real friends don’t require the same taste in music… only the same taste in snacks.

A friend is someone who can get you out of trouble… but usually ends up getting you into more!

Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there… unless they’re on vacation!

You know you’re friends when you have inside jokes that nobody else gets… and you refuse to explain!

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket… I would miss you so much!

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth!

You’re the friend I’d share my snacks with… if I didn’t like them so much!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much!

I’m so glad we’re friends. Because I want you to be around when I do something stupid!

If we ever get caught, I’ll just tell them we were playing on the same team!

Friends are like therapy, except cheaper and with more snacks!

We’ll be friends until the end… or until we start talking about politics again!

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though you’re slightly cracked!

You’re the cheese to my macaroni… and I’m the cracker that crumbles!

Friendship is a delicate dance… and I’m stepping all over your toes!

If you ever need someone to go to jail for you, I’ll be the first one to get arrested!

We go together like coffee and donuts… but I’m definitely the donut!

Friends are the family we choose, and I choose you because you have snacks!

Good friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but they still make the night bright (unless they’re wearing sunglasses too).

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, and I’m not sharing!

If you fall, I’ll be there to catch you… after I finish laughing!

A friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you want to cry… or throw something.

Friendship is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably crap!

You know we’re friends when your food becomes my food!

If you don’t make a fool out of yourself with me, are we really friends?

Let’s be friends forever, or at least until we conflict over the last slice of pizza!

I love you more than pizza… but let’s not test that theory!

If I was a vegetable, I’d be a ‘cabbage’ because I’d want you to ‘head’ my way!

We are like a really small gang… just with more snacks and fewer bad decisions!

I promise to never tell anyone your secrets… unless I’m really bored!

A friend will always say ‘it wasn’t me,’ even when you both know it was!

You’re the friend I want to pay for my coffee and then take credit for it!

If we were in a horror movie, I’d totally trip and fall just so you can run!

We are the ‘before’ pictures in every fitness journey, and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

To me, you’re a snack, and I’m ready for seconds!

You’re the reason I have so many awkward moments to laugh about!

Friends come and go, but snacks are forever!

Remember, if we get caught, you didn’t see anything!

Hilarious Quotes That Celebrate the Joy of Friendship part 1

A friend is someone who knows all your secrets and still loves you… mostly for the gossip!

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your Wi-Fi connects automatically.

We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… then we’ll be new friends!

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the body!

Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone… especially in public!

I would take a bullet for you. Not in the face, but somewhere that doesn’t hurt.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!’

Real friends don’t require the same taste in music… only the same taste in snacks.

A friend is someone who can get you out of trouble… but usually ends up getting you into more!

Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there… unless they’re on vacation!

Hilarious Quotes That Celebrate the Joy of Friendship part 2

You know you’re friends when you have inside jokes that nobody else gets… and you refuse to explain!

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket… I would miss you so much!

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth!

You’re the friend I’d share my snacks with… if I didn’t like them so much!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much!

I’m so glad we’re friends. Because I want you to be around when I do something stupid!

If we ever get caught, I’ll just tell them we were playing on the same team!

Friends are like therapy, except cheaper and with more snacks!

We’ll be friends until the end… or until we start talking about politics again!

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though you’re slightly cracked!

Hilarious Quotes That Celebrate the Joy of Friendship part 3

You’re the cheese to my macaroni… and I’m the cracker that crumbles!

Friendship is a delicate dance… and I’m stepping all over your toes!

If you ever need someone to go to jail for you, I’ll be the first one to get arrested!

We go together like coffee and donuts… but I’m definitely the donut!

Friends are the family we choose, and I choose you because you have snacks!

Good friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but they still make the night bright (unless they’re wearing sunglasses too).

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, and I’m not sharing!

If you fall, I’ll be there to catch you… after I finish laughing!

A friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you want to cry… or throw something.

Friendship is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably crap!

Hilarious Quotes That Celebrate the Joy of Friendship part 4

You know we’re friends when your food becomes my food!

If you don’t make a fool out of yourself with me, are we really friends?

Let’s be friends forever, or at least until we conflict over the last slice of pizza!

I love you more than pizza… but let’s not test that theory!

If I was a vegetable, I’d be a ‘cabbage’ because I’d want you to ‘head’ my way!

We are like a really small gang… just with more snacks and fewer bad decisions!

I promise to never tell anyone your secrets… unless I’m really bored!

A friend will always say ‘it wasn’t me,’ even when you both know it was!

You’re the friend I want to pay for my coffee and then take credit for it!

If we were in a horror movie, I’d totally trip and fall just so you can run!

Hilarious Quotes That Celebrate the Joy of Friendship part 5

We are the ‘before’ pictures in every fitness journey, and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

To me, you’re a snack, and I’m ready for seconds!

You’re the reason I have so many awkward moments to laugh about!

Friends come and go, but snacks are forever!

Remember, if we get caught, you didn’t see anything!