Dad, I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate says ‘expired’!
Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing dad who’s pretty sure he’s screwing it up.
I’m my dad’s favorite daughter. Just don’t ask the other girls!
Dad, I love you more than a squirrel loves acorns!
I used to think I was the coolest kid until I realized my dad wears socks with sandals.
Dad, raising me must have been like trying to fix a flat tire on a speeding car!
If at first you don’t succeed, let Dad do it he has backup plans for backup plans.
The only thing my dad loves more than his jokes is my eye-rolls!
Dad, thanks for always giving me great advice… and for ignoring it when I ask for it!
A father-daughter relationship is like a good pickle tangy, sweet, and sometimes a little sour!
Dad, youve mastered the art of embarrassing me in public! Bravo!
I’m pretty sure my dad thinks I’m a superhero he calls me ‘the girl with the most potential’!
Behind every father who has a daughter with high standards, there’s a dad worried about how to word his advice.
Dad, if I had a dollar for every time you made me laugh, I’d be richer than you!
Every princess needs a dad who thinks he’s her knight in shining armor even if hes wearing shorts!
Dad, you’re like my favorite app always there, even if you sometimes crash!
I never knew how much my dad loved me until I saw him struggle to open a jar for me.
A father’s love is like Wi-Fi; you can’t see it, but you know it’s always there!
Dad, youre not just my father; youre my personal stand-up comedian!
With a dad like mine, who needs reality TV? Life is a sitcom!
Dad’s advice: ‘If you cant laugh at yourself, call me Ill do it for you!’
I didn’t choose the dad life; the dad life chose me unfortunately!
Every time I ask Dad for help, I secretly hope we wont start a DIY disaster!
To my dad, thanks for embarrassing me in public it’s my training for the real world!
Fatherhood: where ‘because I said so’ suddenly becomes a legitimate argument!
Dad, you must be a magician you always make the remote disappear!
Every daughter should have a dad who believes in her even if its just in her parking skills!
Dad jokes: because every daughter needs a reason to roll her eyes!
With my dad around, I never need a therapist just a good pun!
Dad, if you had a dollar for every time you made me laugh, youd finally stop asking for my allowance!
They say money cant buy love, but it can buy ice cream and that’s close enough!
A good dad is like a good therapist – always available with a goofy smile!
To be fair, I did warn my dad that I wasn’t going to be a normal kid and yet, here we are!
Dad, youll always be my role model as long as no one else is watching!
You know you’re a dad when your best jokes come with a side of dad puns!
Dad, thanks for showing me how to drive; I just wish you hadnt shown me your driving habits!
If laughter is the best medicine, my dad provides unlimited prescriptions!
Dad, with you around, every day feels like a new episode of a sitcom!
Father-daughter dinners: where he makes the jokes, and I pretend to laugh!
Sometimes I wonder if my dad actually thinks he’s funny or if hes just testing my patience!
Dad, your advice is like a GPS it rarely takes me where I want to go!
Thank you, Dad, for teaching me that sometimes the best conversations happen over pizza!
Dad, youre proof that even superheroes can wear dad jeans!
Behind every successful daughter is a dad who quietly takes credit!
A daughter may outgrow your lap, but shell never outgrow your silly jokes!
Dad, I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate says ‘expired’!
Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing dad who’s pretty sure he’s screwing it up.
I’m my dad’s favorite daughter. Just don’t ask the other girls!
Dad, I love you more than a squirrel loves acorns!
I used to think I was the coolest kid until I realized my dad wears socks with sandals.
Dad, raising me must have been like trying to fix a flat tire on a speeding car!
If at first you don’t succeed, let Dad do it he has backup plans for backup plans.
The only thing my dad loves more than his jokes is my eye-rolls!
Dad, thanks for always giving me great advice… and for ignoring it when I ask for it!
A father-daughter relationship is like a good pickle tangy, sweet, and sometimes a little sour!
Dad, youve mastered the art of embarrassing me in public! Bravo!
I’m pretty sure my dad thinks I’m a superhero he calls me ‘the girl with the most potential’!
Behind every father who has a daughter with high standards, there’s a dad worried about how to word his advice.
Dad, if I had a dollar for every time you made me laugh, I’d be richer than you!
Every princess needs a dad who thinks he’s her knight in shining armor even if hes wearing shorts!
Dad, you’re like my favorite app always there, even if you sometimes crash!
I never knew how much my dad loved me until I saw him struggle to open a jar for me.
A father’s love is like Wi-Fi; you can’t see it, but you know it’s always there!
Dad, youre not just my father; youre my personal stand-up comedian!
With a dad like mine, who needs reality TV? Life is a sitcom!
Dad’s advice: ‘If you cant laugh at yourself, call me Ill do it for you!’
I didn’t choose the dad life; the dad life chose me unfortunately!
Every time I ask Dad for help, I secretly hope we wont start a DIY disaster!
To my dad, thanks for embarrassing me in public it’s my training for the real world!
Fatherhood: where ‘because I said so’ suddenly becomes a legitimate argument!
Dad, you must be a magician you always make the remote disappear!
Every daughter should have a dad who believes in her even if its just in her parking skills!
Dad jokes: because every daughter needs a reason to roll her eyes!
With my dad around, I never need a therapist just a good pun!
Dad, if you had a dollar for every time you made me laugh, youd finally stop asking for my allowance!
They say money cant buy love, but it can buy ice cream and that’s close enough!
A good dad is like a good therapist – always available with a goofy smile!
To be fair, I did warn my dad that I wasn’t going to be a normal kid and yet, here we are!
Dad, youll always be my role model as long as no one else is watching!
You know you’re a dad when your best jokes come with a side of dad puns!
Dad, thanks for showing me how to drive; I just wish you hadnt shown me your driving habits!
If laughter is the best medicine, my dad provides unlimited prescriptions!
Dad, with you around, every day feels like a new episode of a sitcom!
Father-daughter dinners: where he makes the jokes, and I pretend to laugh!
Sometimes I wonder if my dad actually thinks he’s funny or if hes just testing my patience!
Dad, your advice is like a GPS it rarely takes me where I want to go!
Thank you, Dad, for teaching me that sometimes the best conversations happen over pizza!
Dad, youre proof that even superheroes can wear dad jeans!
Behind every successful daughter is a dad who quietly takes credit!
A daughter may outgrow your lap, but shell never outgrow your silly jokes!
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