Hilarious and Memorable Quotes from The 40-Year-Old Virgin

I just want to be a little less of a loser and a little more of a person.

I’m a 40-year-old virgin. It’s not a career choice, it’s a lifestyle!

Every time I think about it, I pray for a miracle.

I’m saving myself for someone special… or at least someone tolerable!

Life is what happens while you’re watching other people have fun.

My life’s a series of ‘almost there’ moments.

It’s not about the destination; it’s about the awkward journey.

I have a PhD in remaining single without trying!

Is it too much to ask for a break in the action, just once?

I didn’t choose this life, it chose me… tragically!

I seem to have misplaced my dating manual.

My love life is more like a love Bermuda Triangle.

I’m just waiting for a sign… or a miracle, whichever comes first.

At 40, I still can’t figure out how to ask someone out.

They say patience is a virtue; I’m practically a saint!

My romantic life is like a superhero movie without the action.

The world may spin, but my love life stands still.

I’m a collector of one-liners, but none of them lead to love.

My heart might be on a permanent vacation!

I thought I was waiting for true love; turns out, I’m just really good at waiting.

I might not be getting any, but at least I have my dignity… right?

It’s not that I’m picky; I’m just exquisitely selective!

I’m a great catch — too bad I’ve been tossed back.

If waiting was an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold medal!

I’m not shy; I’m just a little too cautious!

Every ‘no’ brings me one step closer to a ‘maybe’!

I’d be a great partner if only someone would provide the manual.

I’m not lonely; I’m enjoying my solo adventure.

What’s love got to do with it? Apparently a lot!

My love life resembles a desert — dry and barren.

I’m the king of unfulfilled romantic dreams!

Waiting for love is like waiting for a bus that never comes.

I give great advice; I just can’t seem to follow it!

My love life: it’s a comedy of errors without the comedy.

Some call it ‘waiting for the right one,’ I call it ‘stagnation’.

I’m an expert at overthinking every dating scenario.

Dating for me is an expedition into uncharted territory.

Rejection is my unwanted shadow.

Is it weird to be in love with the idea of love?

I’m on the market — too bad it’s a flea market!

Romance is like a myth at this point.

I’d say I’m selective, but ‘non-existent’ might be more accurate.

I’m a treasure waiting to be found… anyone?

Being single at 40 makes you realize how far gone the ship has sailed.

Love might be blind, but I think it’s also lost!

Hilarious and Memorable Quotes from The 40-Year-Old Virgin part 1

I just want to be a little less of a loser and a little more of a person.

I’m a 40-year-old virgin. It’s not a career choice, it’s a lifestyle!

Every time I think about it, I pray for a miracle.

I’m saving myself for someone special… or at least someone tolerable!

Life is what happens while you’re watching other people have fun.

My life’s a series of ‘almost there’ moments.

It’s not about the destination; it’s about the awkward journey.

I have a PhD in remaining single without trying!

Is it too much to ask for a break in the action, just once?

I didn’t choose this life, it chose me… tragically!

Hilarious and Memorable Quotes from The 40-Year-Old Virgin part 2

I seem to have misplaced my dating manual.

My love life is more like a love Bermuda Triangle.

I’m just waiting for a sign… or a miracle, whichever comes first.

At 40, I still can’t figure out how to ask someone out.

They say patience is a virtue; I’m practically a saint!

My romantic life is like a superhero movie without the action.

The world may spin, but my love life stands still.

I’m a collector of one-liners, but none of them lead to love.

My heart might be on a permanent vacation!

I thought I was waiting for true love; turns out, I’m just really good at waiting.

Hilarious and Memorable Quotes from The 40-Year-Old Virgin part 3

I might not be getting any, but at least I have my dignity… right?

It’s not that I’m picky; I’m just exquisitely selective!

I’m a great catch — too bad I’ve been tossed back.

If waiting was an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold medal!

I’m not shy; I’m just a little too cautious!

Every ‘no’ brings me one step closer to a ‘maybe’!

I’d be a great partner if only someone would provide the manual.

I’m not lonely; I’m enjoying my solo adventure.

What’s love got to do with it? Apparently a lot!

My love life resembles a desert — dry and barren.

Hilarious and Memorable Quotes from The 40-Year-Old Virgin part 4

I’m the king of unfulfilled romantic dreams!

Waiting for love is like waiting for a bus that never comes.

I give great advice; I just can’t seem to follow it!

My love life: it’s a comedy of errors without the comedy.

Some call it ‘waiting for the right one,’ I call it ‘stagnation’.

I’m an expert at overthinking every dating scenario.

Dating for me is an expedition into uncharted territory.

Rejection is my unwanted shadow.

Is it weird to be in love with the idea of love?

I’m on the market — too bad it’s a flea market!

Hilarious and Memorable Quotes from The 40-Year-Old Virgin part 5

Romance is like a myth at this point.

I’d say I’m selective, but ‘non-existent’ might be more accurate.

I’m a treasure waiting to be found… anyone?

Being single at 40 makes you realize how far gone the ship has sailed.

Love might be blind, but I think it’s also lost!