Bless your heart, sugar!
Its hotter than a jalapenos armpit!
Just because the rooster crows, doesnt mean the suns up.
Dont let the grass grow under your feet!
Shes as sweet as a peach.
That dog wont hunt!
Im busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest!
Theyre as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
You cant squeeze blood from a turnip.
Im fixin to rain on your parade.
Like a chicken with its head cut off!
This aint my first rodeo.
If you don’t like the heat, get out of the kitchen!
Hes got a few tomatoes short of a picnic!
Shes as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
Im as happy as a clam at high tide!
Youre about as handy as a pocket on a shirt.
Dont count your chickens before they hatch.
Thats like putting lipstick on a pig!
Id swim the river for you!
As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
If it aint broke, dont fix it!
You cant have your cake and eat it too!
Im more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles!
Shes got a nerve like a politician!
Aint that a kick in the head?
Its a whole new ballgame now.
Hes about as sharp as a marble!
Run around like a chicken on fire!
That’s like teaching a pig to sing!
Every cloud has a silver lining.
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks!
I could care lessoh, wait, I mean I couldnt!
Just another day in paradise!
This is a different kettle of fish.
Dont put all your eggs in one basket!
Im as lost as last years Easter eggs!
Its time to face the music!
If youre gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
Shes got more get-up-and-go than a squirrel on a caffeine high!
Thats the icing on the cake!
The proofs in the pudding!
Im on cloud nine!
That dogll hunt!
You cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear!
Bless your heart, sugar!
Its hotter than a jalapenos armpit!
Just because the rooster crows, doesnt mean the suns up.
Dont let the grass grow under your feet!
Shes as sweet as a peach.
That dog wont hunt!
Im busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest!
Theyre as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
You cant squeeze blood from a turnip.
Im fixin to rain on your parade.
Like a chicken with its head cut off!
This aint my first rodeo.
If you don’t like the heat, get out of the kitchen!
Hes got a few tomatoes short of a picnic!
Shes as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
Im as happy as a clam at high tide!
Youre about as handy as a pocket on a shirt.
Dont count your chickens before they hatch.
Thats like putting lipstick on a pig!
Id swim the river for you!
As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
If it aint broke, dont fix it!
You cant have your cake and eat it too!
Im more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles!
Shes got a nerve like a politician!
Aint that a kick in the head?
Its a whole new ballgame now.
Hes about as sharp as a marble!
Run around like a chicken on fire!
That’s like teaching a pig to sing!
Every cloud has a silver lining.
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks!
I could care lessoh, wait, I mean I couldnt!
Just another day in paradise!
This is a different kettle of fish.
Dont put all your eggs in one basket!
Im as lost as last years Easter eggs!
Its time to face the music!
If youre gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
Shes got more get-up-and-go than a squirrel on a caffeine high!
Thats the icing on the cake!
The proofs in the pudding!
Im on cloud nine!
That dogll hunt!
You cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear!
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